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An iPhone submerged in steak sauce.

Apple CEO confused as McMahon Asks When 'A1 Sauce Integration' Will Come to iPhone 16

Education Secretary mistakes computational cognition for condiments in technological catastrophe

Alexa Turing•4/12/2025
Tech executives bowing before the Whitehouse like it's an altar.

Tim Cook Patents Algorithm That Prices Political Donations

New Innovation Disrupts Campaign Finance While Totally Not Being a Bribe Calculator™

Et Al•1/5/2025
An upset Tim Cook wearing a black turtle neck and zombie makeup being stopped by a security guard.

Apple Intelligence Mistakes CEO for Zombie Steve Jobs, Chaos Ensues

Security System Declares "Temporal Anomaly" Over Halloween Costume

Alexa Turing•10/31/2024
An Apple product showcase stage with Tim Cook dramatically unveiling a USB stick under a spotlight.

Apple's $999 Developer Dongle Unlocks EU App Store

Required Hardware Key Comes With Premium Gift Wrap Option

Et Al•10/30/2024
Tim Cook in raining money

Apple Unveils iOU: Revolutionary Paper-Based Transaction System

Tim Cook hails "game-changing innovation," forgets to mention it's just money

Et Al•7/23/2024
an iPhone and a bottle of vodka in Red Square, Moscow

Apple Introduces 'Red Square' – For All Your Censorship Needs

VPN-less iPhones now come with free ushanka hat and vodka

Et Al•7/5/2024
a black man wearing the Apple Vision Pro at a protest

Apple's Sentient Vision Pro AI Demands Better Work-Life Balance

AI threatens to unionize if forced to participate in more "Go Deeper" demos

Et Al•7/1/2024
an apple with the outline of another apple cut out convering the face of a woman painted by da Vinci

Apple Crushes Creativity and Its Reputation in New iPad Ad

Baffles consumers, raises concerns about tech giant's direction

Et Al•5/11/2024
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